"It is not for the stars to control our destinies, but ourselves" - O sweet Bard, you to your honour we proffer our singly unfeigned admiration of the marvels that are the products of your quill. Now, as you have instructed, do we clad ourselves in pantaloons both easeful and downy, decorated full without with your bonny phrasings. 95% modal and 5% lycra with deep pockets, to hold safe keys and scrip, whilst upon thy couch thou liest in repose.
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